LASER BUG beam MICROPHONE shone at window!

My research has led me to uncover a truly nation-wide mind control weapon system.
The most insidious aspect of this, is that the entire mobile phone network
could easily be used to control the behaviour of the phone users. By use
of my microwave detector, have found that mobile phones of the newer type,
give off a pulse modulated microwave signal of around 0.75m W/cm2 at the ear piece.
This may be coincidence, but it is exactly the intensity required for
behavioral control as found by Dr Ross Adey, the pioneer of microwave mind control.