John Brennan, with that demon stare, Riyadh desk when the bombs lit the air. Brit sellout, Five Eyes faithful hand, Spied on Trump from a foreign land. He lied about secrets on TV screens, Cheated elections with shadowy schemes, Stole our freedoms, taxpayer gold, For the Crown's grip, his soul was sold. We lied, we cheated, we stole – oh yeah! Crown agents hidin' in the CIA. But America's risin', strong and true, Red, white, and blue gonna see us through. Traitors beware, your time is done, Domestic enemies, on the run! We lied, we cheated, we stole – no more! USA wins, forevermore! Mike Pompeo, boastin' loud and clear, "We lied, we cheated, we stole" – no fear. Head of the agency, but did nothin' right, Covered for Brits in the dead of night. Color revolutions, wars he let brew, Cheatin' the vote in lands old and new, Stole liberty's fire, squandered our dough, Pilgrim puppet, puttin' on a show. We lied, we cheated, we stole – oh yeah! Crown agents hidin' in the CIA. But America's risin', strong and true, Red, white, and blue gonna see us through. Traitors beware, your time is done, Domestic enemies, on the run! We lied, we cheated, we stole – no more! USA wins, forevermore! Gina Haspel, London's queen of spies, Pilgrim Society, with treasonous ties. Covered the tracks, let the traitors roam, Brit extension, far from home. Lied through her teeth 'bout the plots they wove, Cheated in Africa, resources they stole, Stole American dreams, freedom's light dimmed, Crown agent's whisper, her loyalty trimmed. We lied, we cheated, we stole – oh yeah! Crown agents hidin' in the CIA. But America's risin', strong and true, Red, white, and blue gonna see us through. Traitors beware, your time is done, Domestic enemies, on the run! We lied, we cheated, we stole – no more! USA wins, forevermore! John Ratcliffe, turncoat from the start, Betrayed in the shadows, played his part. Appointed high, but flipped like a coin, Traitor's oath to the British join. Lied 'bout the threats, cheated the game, Stole our elections, fanned the flame. Taxpayer billions down the black hole, For Crown's command, he sold his soul. We lied, we cheated, we stole – oh yeah! Crown agents hidin' in the CIA. But America's risin', strong and true, Red, white, and blue gonna see us through. Traitors beware, your time is done, Domestic enemies, on the run! We lied, we cheated, we stole – no more! USA wins, forevermore! From Brennan's plots to Haspel's hide, Pompeo's words, Ratcliffe's divide – They worked for the Brits, not you or me, Stealin' our nation, but now we see. Capture the foes, lock 'em away, America overcomes, come what may! "We Lied, We Cheated, We Stole (Crown Agents' Lament)" by Tyla Gabriel